DAMN RIGHT THE KARDASHIANS EXCITE YOU
Katranga, we will also be watching the THAILAND episodes when I get back
Sorry, I have the mobile app and I dont know how it works so everyone can see this post Wtvr
Also I can go out on four hour dates with the bf now #truelove
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.
I don’t do damsel in distress very well. It’s hard for me to play a victim.
i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr
Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat