♥ the stiles to my scott ♥
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…
remember when i had a 4.0 in high school wow good times
this is never going to not be funny
*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
And BBC was like:
I just want loads of tattoos and nice underwear